A Letter to America – Your Coffee is Shit

A Letter to America – Your Coffee is Shit

For a country fueled on caffeine, your coffee is pure shit. I’ve been here 6 times and every time I order a coffee all I get is a mug of hot coffee-flavoured water. Even in posher places where I think yes, this will definitely be good. No. Just black shit. There’s always bubbles too. Coffee shouldn’t have bubbles. It should have a nice crema coating the surface of the silkiest black gold.